Why you're not married

There is more truth in this article than you will find in the entire self-help section of your book megastore. You, young lady, are not married for one or more of the following reasons:

• You're a bitch
• You're shallow
• You're a slut
• You're a liar
• You're selfish
• You're not good enough (in your own mind)

Read the whole thing. Thanks, Captain Capitalism, for the original link.