Monday, January 14, 2008

Alberta workplace wisdom

Albertans have a way of getting to the point at work. Here are a few examples:
  • Don't waste your time. You can't polish a turd
  • He is all hat, no cattle
  • No matter how much mayonnaise you pour on it, you can't turn chicken sh*t into chicken salad
  • He couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel
  • If sh*t was electricity, he'd be a powerhouse
  • I wish I knew as little about this as you do

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