Monday, February 26, 2007

And Now, A Few Words On Sex

"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." - Matt Barry

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."- George Burns

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." - Robert De Niro

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." - Rod Stewart

From a compilation at Sigmund Carl and Alfred

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