Sunday, December 10, 2006

Made-up names for clumsy tradesmen

I am not very good at certain tasks. One group of tasks falls under the banner "Finishing Carpentry". If I were to attempt to make my living as a Finishing Carpenter, truth-in-advertising rules would force me to change my name to Brad Puller.

If I were to try to make a living tuning musical instruments, I might do so using the name Miles Sharp.

Got any suggestions along these lines? Send 'em in.

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